May your drives be long and true
Missed fairways, but a few
And when in a rough,
Be it not tall enough,
To affect your follow through
May your approach shots miss every tree
Be straight and shank free
Your club selection right
To land it pin high
With a line easy to read
May the greens be not to slow or fast
Always dry, clean and flat
Do that thing you do
With putts no more than two
And no need for a lag
So it’s time to celebrate another year
May the beverage cart always be near
Have a drink for me
Better yet order one plus three
Your foursome will raise their hands and cheer!
